Fantastic definitions

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight :-)

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)